please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
:/
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I love that this implies that the person with that sticker both
a) lives in a conservative part of America
b) knows that none of their local Trump supporters are going to look up the verse
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His ass is not rice
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THE X-FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE (1998) dir. Rob Bowman
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OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the “Objective quality vs. degree of ferality” scale
Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:
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i’m lmfao at this shit
also, jokes aside. someone read the sample for this, and, um… balleraggot…
no WAY does this book include a man walking in on a straight-almost kiss and proceeding to drop a version of the f slur.
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wild how like PCOS, endometriosis, vaginismus & hell, even frequent yeast infections are “mysterious” with no well known cause and little to no decent treatment, but we have tons of supposedly well researched body fat removal methods, about 20 different kinds of breast implants, laser hair removal, and 100 different dermatologist recommended anti aging creams. we sure had the money and brainpower to cure those “diseases”
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annie lennox calling for a ceasefire during the grammys but being completely overshadowed by taylor swift announcing the release of some new songs is like an onion headline except it actually happened
“it’s not that deep” it’s never that fucking deep according to some of you. books? not that deep just enemies to lovers. films? not that deep just fun colors on screen. music? not that deep just ai generated lyrics. art? not that deep i could do that. and what if i want it to be deep for fucking once? what if i’m not content with surface level? are criticism and opinions and concerns to be dismissed in their entirety because you are happy floating on the surface never once wondering what’s actually underneath? it’s just a fun little thing it’s not supposed to have big themes or ask the big questions well good for you but i’m asking
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My grandpa posted this presumably to be transphobic or something but ngl it kinda slays. Get it vader
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So…sonadow generations am I right